Thoughts on life and the human experience.
I’m Not Married to the Bad Guy — Things I Have To Remind My Brain
How past relationship trauma follows us into the future.
How past relationship trauma follows us into the future.
The Most Confident Man on the Planet Seeks Employment Opportunities
I’m the kind of guy who will leave you speechless.
I’m the kind of guy who will leave you speechless.
You Know You’ve Hit a Low Point, When You’re the Strangest Person at the Registry Office
Today on awkward things I did.
Today on awkward things I did.
Why You Must Accept That You Will Forevermore Be the Smelly One
An open letter to myself.
An open letter to myself.
A List of Random Things That Are Hindering My Chances of Becoming a Famous Writer
Looking at myself in the mirror for long periods of time.
Looking at myself in the mirror for long periods of time.
That Time My Mom Really Pissed off a Moose
Pro tip: Don’t chant at moose.
Pro tip: Don’t chant at moose.
She’s Not My Fur Baby — She’s My Canine Coworker
How one dog has inspired the last year of work for this writer.
How one dog has inspired the last year of work for this writer.
My Husband Is a Real-Life Superhero and Doesn’t Even Know It
The difference between flight and fight in relationships.
The difference between flight and fight in relationships.
Fat Woman Tries Jogging, Then Has an Epiphany From Overexertion
A true story, folks.
A true story, folks.
I Taught My Kids To Swear With Gusto Today
Probably my finest parenting moment yet.
Probably my finest parenting moment yet.
My Forgetful Brain Caused an Emergency Room Visit for My Kid
Ugh. Children can be so dramatic sometimes.
Ugh. Children can be so dramatic sometimes.
How I Used Magic to Gain Fame and Popularity
This is legit, you guys.
This is legit, you guys
What To Do When Aliens Abduct Your Daughter
That time I lost my kid in my own house.
That time I lost my kid in my own house.
Models Have Invaded My House, and I Sort of Love It
That time scale modeling brought us back from the brink of oblivion.
That time scale modeling brought us back from the brink of oblivion.
The New Season of Modern Love Just Helped Me Time Travel
And things got weird, up in here, guys.
And things got weird, up in here, guys.