I wonder if this will be a moment to hang on to for years afterward, or if it will flit away like the delicate feathers of a dandelion gone to seed.
Simple Tasks I’ve Been Doing Lately To Nurture Positive Brain-Feels
It’s not a long list, but these are some simple tasks that get me through the day when the lousy brain-feels are too overwhelming.
It’s not a long list, but these are some simple tasks that get me through the day when the lousy brain-feels are too overwhelming.
Direct Quotes From My Kids When They Watched Logan’s Run For the First Time
It was not pretty.
It was not pretty.
A List of Reasons Why I Believe I May Be Going to Hell
This is a real problem.
This is a real problem.
All the Reasons I Wouldn’t Survive 20 Minutes in an ‘Outlander’ Scenario
Spoilers within: If you’ve never had the pleasure of knowing the outlander story, this article will sound like the ravings of a lunatic — and it’s full of spoilers.
Spoilers within: If you’ve never had the pleasure of knowing the outlander story, this article will sound like the ravings of a lunatic — and it’s full of spoilers.
You Know You’ve Hit a Low Point, When You’re the Strangest Person at the Registry Office
Today on awkward things I did.
Today on awkward things I did.
Being an Adult Is for Losers and Squares
All the ways I’ve remained 16 over my 35 years on earth.
All the ways I’ve remained 16 over my 35 years on earth.
Shame & Regret: Breaking Down the Woes of a Hungover 36-Year-old Mother
A tale as old as time.
A tale as old as time.
When Things Are Looking Grim, Spend Time With People Who Make You Laugh
The only words of wisdom you’ll ever read from me.
The only words of wisdom you’ll ever read from me.
Dear Teenage Heartthrob: I Reject Your Rejection From 20 Years Ago
You’ve since been removed from all my subsequent MASH lists.
You’ve since been removed from all my subsequent MASH lists.
Direct Quotes From My Kids When They Watched The Time Machine for the First Time
When I set out to write about my children’s reaction to logan’s run, I didn’t think that article would go anywhere, to be honest.
When I set out to write about my children’s reaction to logan’s run, I didn’t think that article would go anywhere, to be honest.
So You’ve Been Mistaken for Your Kid’s Grandmother: What Now?
You crawl into a hole and cry, that’s what.
You crawl into a hole and cry, that’s what.
Leaving Home at 16 Never Seemed Like a Good Idea, but I Did It Anyway
The moments that change your life forever.
The moments that change your life forever.
To the Man Who Told Me He Wanted To Feel My Head Beneath His Boot
A heartfelt thank you note.
A heartfelt thank you note.
I Taught My Kids To Swear With Gusto Today
Probably my finest parenting moment yet.
Probably my finest parenting moment yet.
COVID Devastated My Body but That’s Nothing Compared to What It Did to My Mental Health
The unexpected side effects of COVID-19.
The unexpected side effects of COVID-19.