The Bad Christmas Ad Cavalcade continues.
How do you simultaneously tell your spouse “Merry Christmas” and “I think you’re getting kind of chunky”? Well, if it’s 1955 then the good people at Borg have just the answer: Buy her the “Jewel-like beauty” that is their “Flight” model scale.
I can’t imagine that there was any era when an unsolicited scale was a welcome surprise, but what do I know? Maybe there was a time not so long ago when “maybe you should put down the bon bons, doll” was smooth talk.
I’ll weigh in here. Do NOT step on that thing. You WILL be assimilated. But then again – resistance is futile.