Silvio Berlusconi just can’t stand the look of a disfigured penis—even on a statue.
The Italian prime minister put out an “express request” for a statue of the god Mars to be fitted with a new artificial penis. The original was chipped off at some point between now and the year 175 A.D. The statue will now be prominently displayed at the entrance of Berlusconi’s residence in Rome.
He’s really making it too easy for us at this point.