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How’s it going, Dick?
Could be better, Cock!
Wassup?
There’s a lot of negativity about us out there, man! I hardly even like to go out these days.
It’s not that bad. Aren’t you being a bit paranoid?
I don’t think so – have you heard what’s being said about us lately?
Hmm… that we’re pushy and selfish, just go where we want – that kind of thing?
That’s not the half of it, man. Apparently, we like to hurt, too. Especially where we see any weakness. Sometimes even like to jump out on the street and scare children.
Woah. I don’t recognize any of that! Who is doing this stuff man? I’ve never gone anywhere without being invited. (Well except that time I got pissed, but I think it was OK)
I mean – why would I?
There’s more going on than you think! Talk to a few of those from the other side – or read what they’re talking about. Apparently, it’s happening all the time! These pricks are giving the rest of us a bad name – and making it harder for us all to get into places.
We’ve gotta do something!
Like what? Confronting these knobs will just make them more determined to f**k up.
I know what you mean. Do they really like bursting in where they’re not wanted. We need to understand what their problem is. So we can explain to them what they’re doing wrong.
Exactly – these pricks need help to change.
Has anyone tried asking them what the F**K they think they’re up to?
Well, it seems that some of these dickheads were told when they were small that they should have whatever they wanted; and that pushing others around would make them feel big!
What a sh**ty idea…how could anyone believe that?
It’s a long story – goes back maybe to when we were all fighting for survival. But nowadays these f**kers are just making themselves and everyone else miserable.
Yeh – I heard that some are so afraid of being small they try to act big with a woman – goes back to when they were kids depending on their mummy apparently.
There’s got to be a better way! I’m pretty cock-sure about this.
Yes bro – it’s time to stand up and be counted! To show what we stand for!
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