Leong has become one of the youngest faculty members of the Stanford music department (he was 16) and produced his distinctive jazz hip-hop fusion to widespread accolades.
Archives for 2010
How to Name Your Kids
Parents are getting too cutesy and saddling kids with names that will haunt them forever.
Oh, My Nuts!!
With his big, bucktoothed smile, he grabbed his crotch and yelled out in hysterics, “My nuts!! Oh, my nuts!!”
When Nature Calls
That’s when I noticed what the other moms were gawking at—all three of my sons were peeing out in the open for all creation to see.
Spittin’ Image
Disregard the fact that I don’t have a crew cut, and that my real hair is not six inches off my ears. Focus instead at the very, very top of my hair.
Pre-School Campout
I would spend a cold February night camping out in a church parking lot in hopes of getting my kids into a highly coveted preschool.
The Albino Peacock
The plans you make as a parent rarely survive first contact with the real world.
Dads Just Need to Step Up
My entire edifice of being a man, being in control, being a good dad, being competent and skilled as a father just crumbled.
Outbreak!
Until yesterday I had no idea how bad our malodorous monkey problem had become.
Scared Sh*tless
I gave my son such a start that he crapped himself. That’s right. I’m a father who has literally scared the shit out of his son.
Disinfecting Dad
I bought a can of Lysol today. In retrospect, I should have come home with a case of it. Welcome to my life the last few days.
Last Dance
We had a morning full of “I’m not coming out,” and “This is gross!” and “Too long,” or “Too short,” plus “I look like curtains!” kind of comments.
Can You Do Better?
If you’ve been looking for a place where you can get an ego boost, publicly shame your girlfriend, and find someone else to leave her for all at once, you’re finally in luck.
Man, Are Men Weak
Men today couldn’t beat a Neanderthal woman in an arm wrestle.
Study of the Day: A Broken Heart Might Kill You
In a study seemingly designed for cheesy songwriters, researchers have discovered that it is possible to die from a broken heart. Researchers found that 26 percent of men and 40 percent of women died within three years of their partners.
Ping-Pong Prowess
GMPM editor Benoit Denizet-Lewis, who isn’t good at much, has nonetheless never lost to a white person at ping-pong.