If you’ve been looking for a place where you can get an ego boost, publicly shame your girlfriend, and find someone else to leave her for all at once, you’re finally in luck.
CanDoBetter.com will “Let the World Decide!” It’s a foolproof site that will help you discover whether or not the grass really is greener on the other side.
First, you post a picture of you and your partner. Then users choose which one of you is better looking, or they declare it a “perfect match”—because, you know, there’s no better way to determine the success of a relationship than two snapshots.
CanDoBetter is also a social network where those who can and can’t do any better can go meet other people who are never satisfied. It’s free to join, but for a few extra dollars you can ask questions to CanDoBetter’s resident relationship and dating experts.
Here’s some free advice: if you’re paying for dating tips from CanDoBetter.com, stop.
Well, at least the site’s intro music is catchy—or not.