More gratuitous, mean-spirited male-bashing from our eccentrically hilarious news-chronicler, Dave Ford.
Naked Quad Run Alternatives
Irresponsible ninja dads, officer-impersonating youngsters, and your weekly dose of stupid bank robbers. It’s Dudes in the News—Ya Heard?
How to Trap Yourself in a Bank Vault
Also: How not to join the mile-high club, how to compose an effective note for a silent bank robbery, and how to punch a teenage girl in the face.
Ohio Beef Hat o’ Love
Dudes in the News, Ohio Edition: Curious proposals and the beef queen contest.
Uphill Skiing and a Sock Full of Drugs
This week’s Dudes in the News: a brazen elderly skier, art-hating municipal employees, and a different kind of drug dog.
High-School Wrestlers Bash Roadside Raccoon
More stupid criminals—and the merely criminally stupid—in this week’s Dudes in the News.
Don’t Leave Your Phone at the Crime Scene
… and other cautionary tales and helpful hints for aspiring criminals.
Men Who Hurl Themselves From Vans
More true tales of men behaving oddly in (and around) moving vehicles.
On Bullies
If you want a surefire way to know who the closet cases are, boys or men, just listen for the guy making the “fag” jokes—or supporting anti-gay legislation.
Men Behind the Wheel
True tales of men behaving oddly (in moving vehicles).
Sweet Music
Drunk, With a Gun
True tales: A drunk man shoots himself in the groin, a lazy man calls 911, and a robber man covers his face with toilet paper.
Men Behaving Oddly
True tales of generous bank robbers and teenage boys who never change their shoes.