Tips for talking with people “in the know.”
10 Tips for Dads Taking the Night Feeding
You are staking claim to your kids and protecting that time that people are trying to rob you of.
You are staking claim to your kids and protecting that time that people are trying to rob you of.
I’m Sure Everything Will Be Fine if We Don’t Say the Quiet Part Out Loud
This school year may be tough but I hope that we are tougher.
This school year may be tough but I hope that we are tougher.
I’m Sure the Next School Year Will Go Smoothly
All vaccinations are important except for the one we don’t want to talk about.
All vaccinations are important except for the one we don’t want to talk about.
16 Kids, 5 Dads, and 1 Road Trip
Big fluffy animal. All cute and adorable. Just a little bit over a ton of death. I wasn’t feeling very confident.
Big fluffy animal. All cute and adorable. Just a little bit over a ton of death. I wasn’t feeling very confident.
The Lie of the Permanent Record
The idea of a permanent record in the way it’s used now is as archaic as a floppy disk.
The idea of a permanent record in the way it’s used now is as archaic as a floppy disk.
That’s It. I’m Putting My Cat in Charge of Feral Marketing Campaign
For a jerk, my cat can be pretty smart sometimes. I don’t think he has doubted himself a day in his life.
For a jerk, my cat can be pretty smart sometimes. I don’t think he has doubted himself a day in his life.
Learn to Brutally Negotiate, Like My Three Children
There is no better way to make your opponent burst into tears and give you everything you deserve!
There is no better way to make your opponent burst into tears and give you everything you deserve!
The Lie of Carrot Cake
Don’t think we are above hiding a vegetable in your dessert and making you believe it’s a special treat. It’s not. We are just that terrible
Don’t think we are above hiding a vegetable in your dessert and making you believe it’s a special treat. It’s not. We are just that terrible
What I Learned About My Spouse During the Pandemic
For starters, she can call someone an idiot without them realizing it.
For starters, she can call someone an idiot without them realizing it.
How to Successfully Take Your Family to the Pool (Probably)
Begin planning your pool excursion two weeks before you leave so you have time to lose every thing.
Begin planning your pool excursion two weeks before you leave so you have time to lose every thing.
Reclaiming Our Physical and Mental Spaces After This Last Year
How much space does the writer need anyway?
How much space does the writer need anyway?
Florida, We Need to Have a Fatherly Chat
The dad in me wants to give the entire state a hug and ask if they are ok.
The dad in me wants to give the entire state a hug and ask if they are ok.
Packing for Vacation (According to My Family)
When packing for vacation, make sure you have at least one suitcase devoted to stuffed animals.
When packing for vacation, make sure you have at least one suitcase devoted to stuffed animals.
The Lessons Parents Learned This Year
Online school taught us a lot about ourselves. But also, how to mute right before we swear.
Online school taught us a lot about ourselves. But also, how to mute right before we swear.
10 Tips for Dads Dining Out With Toddlers
As the world re-opens, getting back into practice is going to take some tools and time.
As the world re-opens, getting back into practice is going to take some tools and time.