I’ll work out tomorrow.
I’m a Middle-Aged Dad on TikTok. I’m Sorry.
Have no worries, I have no intention of putting on a very short pair of shorts for TikTok. I do have my limits.
Have no worries, I have no intention of putting on a very short pair of shorts for TikTok. I do have my limits.
The Case of the Missing Workbook
Sometimes a father has to take on the case he doesn't want to, especially when a dame is involved.
Sometimes a father has to take on the case he doesn’t want to, especially when a dame is involved.
The Cat, the Dog, and the Headless Bunny
Sometimes a father has to get down and dirty to help with the pets.
Sometimes a father has to get down and dirty to help with the pets.
What Will I See in the World Once My Vaccine Takes Effect?
Rainbows? Unicorns? Unicorns riding rainbows?
Rainbows? Unicorns? Unicorns riding rainbows?
Believe in Yourself and You, Too, Can Finish All the Laundry
The world is a better place when the laundry is done.
The world is a better place when the laundry is done.
A Teenager’s Guide to Getting Out of Yard Work
A definitive how-to guide to thwarting your dad's character-building plans.
A definitive how-to guide to thwarting your dad’s character-building plans.
Dads Deserve Better
The advice for fathers is subpar. It’s full of “bro” talk. Everything is covered in camouflage for some weirdo reason.
The advice for fathers is subpar. It’s full of “bro” talk. Everything is covered in camouflage for some weirdo reason.
Dads Don’t Really Want Parenting Advice, Do They?
If we want better fathers, start treating them as parents by giving them the resources and content that speaks to them directly.
If we want better fathers, start treating them as parents by giving them the resources and content that speaks to them directly.
I Got the Vaccine. Where Are My Superpowers?
My superpower, the one that I had all along, was that I can afford to get the vaccine. Many people can’t.
My superpower, the one that I had all along, was that I can afford to get the vaccine. Many people can’t.
Virtual Learning Has Destroyed My Kids’ Love of Music
Our kids have lost a lot this year. And now we are about to say goodbye to the cello and the violin.
Our kids have lost a lot this year. And now we are about to say goodbye to the cello and the violin.
Interpreting Strange Noises in the Middle of the Night—A Father’s Perspective
I’m a middle-aged suburban dad. I’m about to get my ass kicked.
I’m a middle-aged suburban dad. I’m about to get my ass kicked.
Daily Relaxation Class for Busy Parents (as You Hide in the Bathroom)
Namaste, Busy Parent, and welcome to your daily relaxation exercise on your toilet.
Namaste, Busy Parent, and welcome to your daily relaxation exercise on your toilet.
Teaching Our Kids To Drive Begins With a Two-Fingered Wave
Also, the brake pedal is not the same as the gas pedal.
Also, the brake pedal is not the same as the gas pedal.
My New Oven Overlord Can Connect to the Internet
My smart oven is self aware so it's only a matter of time before we are all doomed.
My smart oven is self aware so it’s only a matter of time before we are all doomed.
No One Wants to Get Old and Go to the Eye Doctor of Doom
It was supposed to be a simple eye exam.
It was supposed to be a simple eye exam.















