Traveling at light speed is really the only way to make this work.
Just in Time
And space, too.
And space, too.
Something Old and Something New
But, who knows about that stuff.
But, who knows about that stuff.
A Day at the Circus
All over the world, America has been reduced to the status of the clown car in the giant circus.
All over the world, America has been reduced to the status of the clown car in the giant circus.
Life Explained, the Daily Drama
We are going to start the new Life Explained: Days of Turmoil.
We are going to start the new Life Explained: Days of Turmoil.
Who Can Choose?
Turns out the election may never end.
Turns out the election may never end.
Life After Death, or at Least After the Alarm.
In other words people are less likely to express their distaste for you quite so openly if you have a job.
In other words people are less likely to express their distaste for you quite so openly if you have a job.
Next Year, Not a New Year
Without the cooperation of the people, democracy can’t survive.
Without the cooperation of the people, democracy can’t survive.
A Vision of the Future
New glasses, a New Year.
New glasses, a New Year.
A Christmas To Remember, Until Next Year.
People from all over will be talking about the Christmas you are pulling off.
People from all over will be talking about the christmas you are pulling off.
Smile To Save the World. It Can’t Hurt.
Life is madness, and anger and incivility are about the nicest things a person will see these days
Life is madness, and anger and incivility are about the nicest things a person will see these days
Life Explained, the Christmas Party.
When exposed to good bourbon it was reinvigorated, grew to human sized proportions, and went on a drunken binge.
When exposed to good bourbon it was reinvigorated, grew to human sized proportions, and went on a drunken binge.
Tomorrow Is a New Day, If We Make It
A polar vortex could be the end.
A polar vortex could be the end.
A Christmas Story Goes a Little Haywire
"Can I have pop for breakfast?"
“can I have pop for breakfast?”
Holidays, Happy, See Attachment.
Don't give up.
Don’t give up.
Christmas, Time to Gear Up.
It would be a good time to start thinking about the coming apocalypse.
It would be a good time to start thinking about the coming apocalypse.