There is more than one reason to use a condom, and Jackie Summers has made a list of those reasons.
It’s been a bit serious around here lately. In an attempt to lighten the mood, today’s post is a silly take on a serious subject: safe sex. For your Saturday morning pleasure I present: Top 10 11 Reasons to Use Condoms.
#11: There are mistakes you can live with, and there are mistakes that can live with you.
#10: You’re not ready to trade in your sports-car for a mini-van.
#9: Because vodka is NOT helping your decision making process.
#8: If you’re lost in the woods you can use them to start a campfire.
#7: Even if you can’t protect your heart you can protect your body.
#6: Ribbed for her pleasure? Just turn them inside-out.
#5: If you’re going to act like a dick you might as well dress the part.
#4: Ignorance is an STD.
#3: If you don’t trust someone to watch your pet, look through your wallet, peruse your computer or browse your cell phone, don’t trust them with your sexual health.
#2:
And the #1 reason to use condoms:
Originally posted on www.jackfrombkln.com.
Photo by Spec-ta-cles/Flickr.
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hahaha! Thaaat was awesome!! @ reason number #1 and all the above!
If you Can’t keep it in your pants it’s absolutely stupid not to wear a Condom, period. 1 in 4 when it comes to stats & percentages has herpes when it comes to females at a minimum not to mention the risk of other deadly diseases if that is not bad enough for any self aware straight male, if you’re gay double or triple the risk, on top of the risk of unplanned pregnancy in which as a male you have absolutely No saying or rights legally afterwards & you are stuck with at least 18 years of child support,… Read more »
Great post!
I would also include the video for “Too Hot” by Coolio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gkZLNU-Hg
He’s right; I’ve kept one in my wallet for years now.
#3 is legit, but #1 is just too funny. Great stuff, Jackie.
Genius.