What Are the Top Cheating Apps?

Which apps should you look for if you get suspicious of your spouse cheating?

Let me tell you.

As a confirmed adulteress extraordinaire, I know what I’m doing. But I also have excellent OPSEC. You’d never get into my phone in the first place. Yet, if you do, look for these:

Ashley Madison —

The MacDaddy of them all. Ding-Dong! You are cheating! This one seems a tad retarded to download and leave out in the open. Like their tagline, “Life is short, have an affair,” isn’t a dead giveaway.

Tinder —

Another ginormous red flag. Hello! I’m looking for an easy lay! Tinder is married people’s catnip. They can’t stay away. The problem with monogamy is that swiping and searching is so damn easy. Feeling a tad neglected? Start swiping.

Date Mate —

Another app for looking for people on the down low. This hidden cheating app for Android and iPhones uses location-based search engines and offers live private messaging. And it’s more user-friendly than Ashley Madison. “Date mate is your wingman or wing girl” is their slogan. $1.99 later, and you might get lucky, or at least you will get hit up by bots, or Eastern European sex trade workers.

Adult Friend Finder—

Another adult hookup finder app. Are you surprised? No strings attached sex is a powerful incentive. AFF was the most sordid site I visited when I was looking online. It felt seedy as fuck.

Snapchat —

Want disappearing messages? Of course, you do! If you are having an affair, no evidence is the goal. Self-destructing nudes and videos. What better option for infidelity? Opens right to your camera. Offers lots of filters. Go off the grid with ghost mode. This app is popular for a reason. The only problem is Facebook is its big brother.

Signal —

If it’s good enough for Elon, it’s good enough for me. End-to-end encryption and secrecy are its calling cards. Different time frames for the deletion of messages make it ideal for cheating. Avoids all the Big Brother’s out there. It is a free agent. It is the cloak, to the cloak-and-dagger in this sexual agent lifestyle.

KIK —

Another bottom-of-the-barrel app in adultery land. I used KIK for screening. No phone numbers needed or emails — only a user name. Chatting with shady strangers on the side made easy! Live video is available for extra sneaky thrills.

Viber —(I know it sounds like a pleasure device for women, but it is so much more!)

A secret messaging app that is not harmless. It allows users to create private chats and conversations that automatically delete. With this hidden cheating app, someone can send images, videos, and messages without leaving a trace.

These apps on your spouse’s phone are only the beginning.

What are other signs your spouse might be stepping out?

Sex frequency changes to less than your “normal” range. Maybe you haven’t had intimacy in weeks or months. You wonder why? They may be looking for someone else.
Cares more about their appearance. This is the Holy Grail of fucking out of network. They are changing their body to make themselves more appealing to sexy strangers.
Getting defensive about everything. Another tell-tale clue they aren’t happy at home.
They never allow you to “use” their phone. Using lock features to hide content on their phones. Passwords aren’t shared.
Spending more time outside the home with new “friend” groups or hobbies that don’t include you.
You are accused of cheating. Usually, this is a gaslighting maneuver to shift blame onto you instead of them.

These apps are just the tip of the iceberg. If you find any of these on your partner’s phone, they are likely cheating or thinking about it.

As your confirmed Adultery Fairy Godmother, I know all the cheating tips and tricks.

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This post was previously published on medium.com.

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