It is well known that bulletproof vests stick out like Obama at a GOP rally. They are bulky and basically tell your enemies where NOT to shoot. Well for those having visions of being "Tony Montana" and still want to maintain that prep look comes a new shirt "John McClane" wishes he had when he was in Nakatomi Plaza. But does this new invention fix the problem of a bulky vest?
"The Miguel Caballero Bulletproof Polo Shirt solves that problem by helping you blend in as a regular old frat bro or suburban dad while still offering protection against being shot or stabbed.
The polo claims Steven Seagal, King Abdullah of Jordan, President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, President Alvaro Uribe of Colombia and Prince Felipe of Spain as clients, and it comes with three levels of protection: OPTION IIA: 9mm / 40 Smith and Wesson FMJ OPTION II: 9mm / .357 Magnum / 38 Super / Mini Uzi submachine gun OPTION IIIA: Uzi machine gun / MP5,MP9 submachine gun / 44 Magnum SJHP / Stab-proof"
The going price for this attire ranges from $3,500 to $4,500 and is just the type of accessory that any low-key badass should have in his closet. The only question that should be going through your mind is if this shirt is machine washable?