Comedy is a lot like music–it’s a great way for young people to form an identity they can present to the world as they struggle to find out who they really are.
Do You Ever Envy Strangers You See On the Internet?
I tend to get more jealous over things like Twitter followers and comment counts. I acknowledge that my priorities are no less effed up.
This Thousandaire Short Dude is the Second Most Interesting Man on Instagram
He’s been referred to as “Instagram’s Overgrown Boy King” and here’s why!
What’s the Best Song About How Much Monday’s Suck?
Now that I’ve listed my top three pics, what’s yours?
The Three Best Songs About Hating Mondays
Despite what many would assume, the innate terribleness of Monday is not an idea that was first artistically broached in the early golden age period of Jim Davis’ epic depiction of feline ennui.
Do You Have Trouble Talking About 25 Year-Old Rap Songs?
Okay smarty, you’ve gone to a party and everyone is talking about music you’re either too-old, too-young or too-out-of-touch to remember. What do you do?
Do You Think You Would Make a Good Fugitive?
It’s like you’re in a different kind of prison. Probably a much better one, but a prison nonetheless.
The “Bechdel Test” is a Great Hammer, But Not Every Movie is a Nail
If we truly want to change how Hollywood portrays and uses female characters we can’t rely solely on accounting to do the job.
What’s Your Favorite Roald Dahl Book?
Were it not for Dahl, it’s entirely possible I never would have become a writer and you wouldn’t be reading these words right now.
Ninja or Talking Car? You Must Choose!
Basically, it’s the choice between being Sho Kosugi or David Hasselhoff.
Do You Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
I get enough leprechaun jokes the other 364 days of the year–I’d be kinda dumb to go out on the day when they might actually make sense.
Do You Read Enough to Inherit Your Eccentric Relative’s Vast Fortune?
What you have to do is completely random, highly offensive and totally unfair, but the lawyers insist it’s legal.
What’s the Longest You’ve Ever Gone Without Sleep?
Weirdly, at a certain point you often find yourself bragging about how long you’ve gone without rest.
Would You Select Brains Over Brawn?
Because her work is illegal, the mad scientist can’t afford to have folks knowing her secret. So, you’ve only got 3 options–pick brawn, brains or death.
How Would You Do in a Hunger Games-Style Situation?
I would die so hard if I was ever entered in a bloody winner-takes-all tournament to the death.
Tent or Hotel Room? YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Let’s just say I don’t even own a sleeping bag and have no intention of seeing that ever change.