You wake to see her heart arriving.
It’s Not You, It’s (Still) Me
When fear of commitment meets lack of self-love.
When fear of commitment meets lack of self-love.
So…Why am I a Virgin, Again?
Here’s what we know so far.
Here’s what we know so far.
How to Spot a 41-Year-Old Virgin
Dry land is shaky when you’ve been floating for a while.
Dry land is shaky when you’ve been floating for a while.
Why I Choose to Live Alone
Even my deeper friendships can exhaust me if I’m not careful.
Even my deeper friendships can exhaust me if I’m not careful.
The Last Days of a 40-Year-Old Virgin
Next came London and the ensuing romance of my twenties.
Next came London and the ensuing romance of my twenties.
I Don’t Know How to Make Love to You
What did others do next?
What did others do next?
So…Why Am I Still A Virgin, Anyway?
Here are the reasons why I believe I’m still a virgin after twenty years of trying.
Here are the reasons why I believe I’m still a virgin after twenty years of trying.
The Hardest Geometry Problem in the World
Remembering the intersection of love and former faith.
Remembering the intersection of love and former faith.
If You Make Me Laugh, I’m Yours
Men, this is why sense of humor is especially important to women.
Men, this is why sense of humor is especially important to women.
How to Approach Women With Authenticity and Confidence
You’ll stand out from the other guys every time.
You’ll stand out from the other guys every time.
The Best Thing That’s Ever Been Mine
This is what a Taylor Swift song taught me about women.
This is what a Taylor Swift song taught me about women.
Everyone’s Pairing up and I’m Just Eating Pears
This is how we own our singlehood in the time of engagements, weddings, and tiny humans.
This is how we own our singlehood in the time of engagements, weddings, and tiny humans.
So This Is What Life Looks Like: Portrait of an Addict, Pt. III
For me, after twenty years, it began where pornography ended.
For me, after twenty years, it began where pornography ended.
I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Get Hard for You: Portrait of an Addict, Part II
I wish I could say that I learned my lesson and that this kind of thing never happened again.
I wish I could say that I learned my lesson and that this kind of thing never happened again.
I Wish I’d Never Seen a Naked Woman: Portrait of an Addict, Part 1
It has been the most consistent thing in my life by the widest of miles.
It has been the most consistent thing in my life by the widest of miles.















