At 13, Stephen G. Bloom wasn’t getting much action—until a family vacation to Miami Beach changed everything.
The Reptile King of Atlanta
Unemployed and broke, a disgraced former necktie mogul found solace in dozens of odd pets. Here’s how his new “family” helped him turn his life around.
An American in Brazil: Anna Elena’s Tongue
A stormy romance taught Stephen Bloom, a reporter, the Portuguese he never learned in school.
The Shop Class Chainsaw Incident
Big-time crushes, boring classes: Stephen Bloom’s junior high was just like any other. Oh, except for the raving mad, chainsaw-wielding Shop teacher.
Test-Driving the Little Blue Pills
“I was a convert, fallen hard, singing out my lungs, marching my way to the Tabernacle.”
Blowing in the Wind
Stephen G. Bloom talked with gastroenterologist Michael D. Levitt, the world’s leading authority on flatulence. The result? Everything you ever wanted to know about farts.



