After invoking, “Finders Keepers” I took it outside and placed it on one of the aforementioned big ass shelves.
Reed My Writing
Happy Hour–Spring Break
This week’s guest bartender is Lance from My Blog Can Beat Up Your Blog. Lance mixes up great fiction on his blog and is always ready to mock someone at Sprocket Ink. Today he’s concocted a fictional Spring Break story that mixes old school with one of today’s current trends . It’s served in a tall glass with a twist of what I believe to be sci-fi.Spring Break
Tropical Chicken Torta
I have a wicked guacamole addiction along with a torta dealer named Danny. When I’m not making my own lower calorie version o the classic Mexican sandwich, I head over to Chronic Tacos and let Danny make me an al pastor. In case you have no clue what I’m talking about, allow me to quickly…
Rad Dads–Jason Avant
Dads are nothing if not pragmatic. Any time a new asks me for advice, I tell them two things: sleep when the baby sleeps, and protect your nuts because as soon as they’re able, toddlers will do their best to kick and punch you in the junk.
Bully
I was an unpopular kid [I’ll give you a moment to pick your jaws up off the floor] and this song reminded me of all the tormenting, name calling, teasing and mocking at the hands (and mouths) of several of my classmates.
Granny Spam–Signs of intelligence
Do you have someone in your family who forwards you odd, obscure or funny things? Me too.
Here’s a look at some of what my mom sent me this week. This has Bill Engvall written all over it.
Dating a 36-year-old virgin
I knew that statistically there had to be at least a handful of 36-year-old virgins in Southern California, but I never expected one to be cute. Or that I would end up on a date with one of them.
Happy Hour–Spring Break in NYC
Start spreading the news… Frank Sinatra This week my guest bartender is none other than my Muse–a part time blogger and full time fountain of ideas and knowledge. Each month there is a new theme and I let the bartender concoct their own signature “drink”. April’s theme is Spring Break. Want to know what Happy…
Welcome to Daddio’s Diner
Today’s special: Low calorie pizza that doesn’t taste like cardboard. I love to eat and for the majority of my life I was of the belief that healthy food had to taste awful. On November 2, 2011 I was on the high side of 280 and April 3, 2012 I…
Magnificent Moms–Cecily K
Generally I prefer my male country singers to NOT have frosted and straightened hair Cecily K Welcome to Grand Re-Opening Week and the first in a series of Magnificent Moms and Rad Dads. Today I’m introducing you to Cecily K, a pink-haired rocker chick from Philly who writes for Momcrunch at Babble in addition…
The Grand Re-Opening
Don’t get in line with 25 and pretend you can’t count… The phrase “GRAND RE-OPENING” has always bothered me. A local grocery store currently has a sign out front announcing theirs and every time I pull into the parking lot I ask myself, “How can it be a re-opening if they never…
Granny Spam–Money Bags
Do you have someone in your family who forwards you odd, obscure or funny things? Me too. Here’s a look at something my mom sent me this week… THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL SEE AND LIVE THIS EVENT Calendar for July 2012
The countdown is on
The ball is about to drop. So to speak. Next week will be a big week around here. I’ve had some ideas bouncing around in my brain and I’m hittin’ ya with them in the upcoming days. Relax, the funny stuff like me watching a guy give his friend “a hand” at Costco will still…
Mr. Whipple would not approve
Would that be considered third base or was the guy trying to steal home? On Tuesday my brother and I were at work when our friend Sean rolled in to see if we wanted to head over to Costco for a cheap lunch. My brother said yes right away and I figured I would…
Pawprints in the sand
Pretty cool, huh? Recently I’ve been taking my dog, Lucy, to our local dog beach for a two-mile walk. It’s relaxing for me and Lucy gets some exercise and freedom to run off her leash. The exercise is good for me too, though I’m used to being off my leash. The last…
Granny Spam
According to Urban Dictionary, Granny Spam is: Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague. Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam. …