While also caring for your wife, who has Covid.
Hang on Y’all, It’s an Arkansas Funeral
Where aggressive kindness and cake make all the difference.
Where aggressive kindness and cake make all the difference.
Sometimes the Monsters Are Waiting for You
Not all nights are magical.
Not all nights are magical. Texas nights hold something special. The darkness takes away the heat, and there’s nothing like the stars in the sky. That’s what 17-year-old me thought. 17-year-old me was an idiot. I like him, even now 30 years later. But let’s be honest here, he forgot what else Texas nights hold…
Home Is Where the Peanut Butter Cookies Are
Open the top of the jar, and you will find peanut butter cookies. You will always find peanut butter cookies. That’s how I know that I am home.
Open the top of the jar, and you will find peanut butter cookies. You will always find peanut butter cookies. That’s how I know that I am home.
My Daughter Has the Audacity to Actually Take My Advice
How dare she listen to me!
How dare she listen to me!
How to Plan a City-Wide Scavenger Hunt With Your Kids
People want to know how I’ve filled the kids and my time after so many years. This is how.
People want to know how I’ve filled the kids and my time after so many years. This is how.
The Chaos of Modern Parenting
Will everyone just please put some pants on!
Will everyone just please put some pants on!
It’s Just 6 Bucks Worth of Ice Cream. But It’s Also a Life Lesson
It’s moments like these that make it worth it. It lets me know that the job I quit 14 years ago was the right call.
It’s moments like these that make it worth it. It lets me know that the job I quit 14 years ago was the right call.
Parents Are Beyond Angry
Our children are being sacrificed.
Our children are being sacrificed.
Teenagers Not Doing Their Chores? Fine Them.
Is it easier to raise toddlers or teenagers? It’s a trick question, of course. Both throw tantrums but only one has the ability to flip you off.
Is it easier to raise toddlers or teenagers? It’s a trick question, of course. Both throw tantrums but only one has the ability to flip you off.
Mother’s Day Gone Wrong
Carnage washes itself over my stove on Mother’s Day. What was meant to be a sweet crepe reward for my very hard-working wife has turned into a 1917 battlefield.
Carnage washes itself over my stove on Mother’s Day. What was meant to be a sweet crepe reward for my very hard-working wife has turned into a 1917 battlefield.
Roe v. Wade Is a Men’s Issue
I deserve to have my rights trampled as well, and honestly, I’m greatly offended that dads have been so ignored during this debate.
I deserve to have my rights trampled as well, and honestly, I’m greatly offended that dads have been so ignored during this debate.
Rejection Hurts. Helping Our Kids Through it Hurts as Well.
How do you tell a 9-year-old that being rejected is part of life?
How do you tell a 9-year-old that being rejected is part of life?
How to Get Dad Engaged in Parenting
Dads, step up to the plate. We all expect you to.
Dads, step up to the plate. We all expect you to.
It’s Time to Teach Teenagers About Taxes
Alliteration aside, how do we broach such a complicated subject?
Alliteration aside, how do we broach such a complicated subject?
Why Does Getting a Passport Have to Be So Hard?
Excuse me sir, but your paperwork is not correct.
Excuse me sir, but your paperwork is not correct.