As I look at the mixed tapes I created I can clearly see not just the evolution of my musical tastes but also the evolution of me as a person.
How I Met Your Mother
How she knew, I’ll never know. All that matters is she knew. The rest, as they say, is history.
How she knew, I’ll never know. All that matters is she knew. The rest, as they say, is history.
Hearts of Darkness
My friend is such a kind and loving person, as is their entire family, but they’re spewing this conspiracy BS like sprinkles on a sundae – and it’s dangerous.
My friend is such a kind and loving person, as is their entire family, but they’re spewing this conspiracy BS like sprinkles on a sundae – and it’s dangerous.
(Almost) Always Working
Being a writer is an odd sort of existence.
Being a writer is an odd sort of existence.
To the Woman in the Orange Shorts, I’m Sorry
I’ve never seen someone’s face contort as I did hers, and that’s saying something when you go to the gym and see muscleheads trying to bench press the equivalent of a Prius.
I’ve never seen someone’s face contort as I did hers, and that’s saying something when you go to the gym and see muscleheads trying to bench press the equivalent of a Prius.
It Takes a Village
The most common question I am asked is, “Do you like New Brunswick?” and the second most common one is, “Do you miss Ontario?”
The most common question I am asked is, “Do you like New Brunswick?” and the second most common one is, “Do you miss Ontario?”
Happy Little Accidents
I used to question the theory that every moment in a person’s life has led them to the moment they are experiencing right now.
I used to question the theory that every moment in a person’s life has led them to the moment they are experiencing right now.
Remember That Time?
Songs, smells, and foods can trigger our most vivid memories.
Songs, smells, and foods can trigger our most vivid memories.
Find the Beginning and Start There
My journey as a writer started shortly after I lit myself on fire.
My journey as a writer started shortly after I lit myself on fire.
Kids Make Great Teachers
If you shut up and pay attention you just might learn something.
If you shut up and pay attention you just might learn something.
A Rose By Any Other Name
What’s in a name?
What’s in a name?
The Immovable Brick: You’re Not Qualified. None Of Us Are.
So, what’s to be done about it? Agree to disagree?
So, what’s to be done about it? Agree to disagree?
Who Do You Trust?
Spoiler alert: It's more people than you think.
Spoiler alert: It’s more people than you think.
Oh My God! They Stole Butters! You Dirtbags! —South Park Stole His Identity
He was, and is, and forever will be: Butters.
You Gotta Have a Guy For Everything–Even Pain-Free Vasectomies
Andrew F. Butters gives us the goods on the guy to see about a thing.
This is the Invisible Injury I Don’t Talk About
Why don’t we talk about the mental health issues that affect us?