When is enough enough? When can I say, “Self, 204 is a great achievement. Congratulations. You have biceps to die for. Now it’s time to move on.” This Aspie has a problem with that.
Here’s How This Aspie Rolls, Er, Rants
TV can spark anyone to rant -- here's what sets Garret Matthews off.
TV can spark anyone to rant — here’s what sets Garret Matthews off.
Biking 68 Miles — My Inner Aspie Weighs in
With only a couple miles to go, we join the conversation between Self and Inner Aspie.
With only a couple miles to go, we join the conversation between Self and Inner Aspie.
Attention Sirius Radio: Do Not Do This
Garret Matthews has an issue with Sirius Radio - stop playing the new stuff.
Garret Matthews has an issue with Sirius Radio – stop playing the new stuff.
I’ll Take Your Questions
Garret Matthews shares his experience of speaking to a group of spouses of Aspergers, discussing emotions, relationships, and selfishness.
Garret Matthews shares his experience of speaking to a group of spouses of Aspergers, discussing emotions, relationships, and selfishness.
Aspie-Types, Forget the Newspaper
Here’s some advice to Aspie-types about to collect college diplomas: The newspaper business is not your safe place.
Here’s some advice to Aspie-types about to collect college diplomas: The newspaper business is not your safe place.
Aspies, Pretend for a Day That You’re Not
What activities, that you never engage, in would vault to the top of your to-do list?
What activities, that you never engage in, would vault to the top of your to-do list?
Schedules, Routines, and Rituals Get me Through the Day
Garret Mathews gives a peek into the "depths of his Aspie-ness."
Garret Mathews gives a peek into the “depths of his Aspie-ness.”
The End, Part 1
“I don’t want you to do your column anymore,” he says. “It’s over.”
“I don’t want you to do your column anymore,” he says. “It’s over.”
The End, Part 2
It was like I had lost everything that had made me anybody.
It was like I had lost everything that had made me anybody.
Flinging Phil
Phil Kane was too good to be true, existing only in the mind freak brain of a fourth-grader.
Phil Kane was too good to be true, existing only in the mind freak brain of a fourth-grader.
Are You Unique? Really?
Can you list what makes you unique from every other person in the world? This man did.
Can you list what makes you unique from every other person in the world? This man did.
Meet a Professional Rememberer
Did you, like me, have a paper route when you were a kid? Could you retrace your steps?
Did you, like me, have a paper route when you were a kid? Could you retrace your steps?
That Time I Learned That I Have Asperger’s
When I finally found out why I’ve always been different, it was like unbuttoning a cement overcoat.
When I finally found out why I’ve always been different, it was like unbuttoning a cement overcoat.