Santa’s little helpers are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.
My Christmas List
For right or wrong, better or worse, win or lose I want to see the facts laid out for the world to see.
For right or wrong, better or worse, win or lose I want to see the facts laid out for the world to see.
War and Christmas Shopping, Not That Different
Holiday explosions are everywhere.
Holiday explosions are everywhere.
For The People?
The "right" people.
The “right” people.
Good Luck With That
The Friday the 13th myth is rooted in everything but cold, concrete facts.
The Friday the 13th myth is rooted in everything but cold, concrete facts.
The Madness of the Season
Grownups never know when to quit.
Grownups never know when to quit.
Cyber Monday, the Curse
Shopping in pajamas.
Shopping in pajamas.
Black and Blue Friday: Did You Survive?
Twenty-six days of shopping, and they are worried there aren’t enough. I think we’ll be okay.
Twenty-six days of shopping, and they are worried there aren’t enough. I think we’ll be okay.
The Meaning of Christmas
It's the most bellicose time of the year.
It’s the most bellicose time of the year.
Thanksgiving, Wake Me When It’s Time for Dessert
To shop or not to shop today? There is no middle ground, so I must write an amusing blog post.
To shop or not to shop today? There is no middle ground, so I must write an amusing blog post.
Hunting, In the Kitchen
Thanksgiving is for the birds.
Thanksgiving is for the birds.
Malfunction Alert! (And Right Before the Holidays)
Technology can be so wonderful. Like magic. A gift from the gods. Alas, gods can be so cruel!
Technology can be so wonderful. Like magic. A gift from the gods. Alas, gods can be so cruel!
The Death of Humanity
The corrosive effects of idiocy on the legacy of American prestige.
The corrosive effects of idiocy on the legacy of American prestige.
Everything Has a Price
Some clocks were so confused they stopped working, and formed a small militia with the intent of straightening out the whole mess.
Some clocks were so confused they stopped working, and formed a small militia with the intent of straightening out the whole mess.
Never Pass Up a Good Thing
Donuts are the hallmark of a good meeting.
Donuts are the hallmark of a good meeting.
Warren for the People
An answer for everything.
An answer for everything.