By Button Poetry
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Ollie Schminkey, performing at the Button studio.
Transcript provided by YouTube:
i think the sequel to the dad joke
is the dead dad joke
what do you call it when you cremate
your father’s body
i can’t talk about it it’s unbearable
why did we wait 30 minutes to get into
the crematorium
well my dad was just dying to get in
why did my dad get cremated instead of
buried
he always liked to think outside the
box my dad died while lying down
turns out he couldn’t stand it
if your dead dad doesn’t show up to his
own funeral can you say that he
ghosted you
last week when i was scooping his ashes
from the big urn into the little ones to
take home my sister inhaled too quickly
and she coughed on her dusted tongue and
she said
eating dad’s dead body is disgusting
here
you have to try it
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