My Girlfriend is Too Quiet (In Bed)

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“If she won’t be more vocal, I’m not sure I can be satisfied. Is that shallow of me?”

My Girlfriend Thinks I Tried To Hurt Her

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A man wonders how play-fighting with his girlfriend could have turned out so bad.

How Do I Ask My Neighbor To Be Quieter During Sex?

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She Said He Said tackle the issue of how to tell a neighbor to keep it down.

The Girl I’m In Love With Is Taken

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A guy wonders if he should break it up or suck it up.

Why Do Women ‘Fake It’?

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One guy dares to ask what almost everyone else is wondering.

Turning Sex Into Performance Art?

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A woman wonders why her boyfriend can’t just be happy with Missionary Position.

Is She Improving Him or Trying to Change Him?

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A woman wonders how to get her slobbish guy away from his laptop and into some nicer clothes.

Should The Dog Be Allowed In The Bedroom?

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A woman laments that her boyfriend lets the dog watch them have sex.

How Can I Get More Oral Sex?

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A guy wonders why his girlfriend is so hesitant to give him oral, and Eli and Josie think the answer may lie with him.

Does Masturbation End When You Move In Together?

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A woman wonders if her boyfriend’s “self love” is a reflection upon the quality of lovin’ he’s getting from her.

I’m In Love with My Close Friend

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Is pursuing a relationship with a close friend worth a second shot?

I Was True to My Girlfriend and She Dumped Me Anyway

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A man wonders if he should de-friend his ex-girlfriend in order to spare her feelings.

I’m In Love With A Married Woman

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A guy finally meets his dream girl, only to discover that someone else is her soul mate.

Long-Distance Love?

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What to do when half of your relationship might have to leave the country.

How Do I Tell Her About That Thing I Did?

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One man wonders how he can broach a difficult moment from his past with his girlfriend.

What the Tuck Is Going on?

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Joanna and Eli tackle the age-old question of what to do with your penis when you’re spooning.