Effortless love never feels strained or hard-sold into because effortless love knows no ego.
Each successive generation develops a deeper rooted, more expansive desire to not only learn from our parents’ mistakes but to capitalize on all their hard-won success.
If you don’t believe in your brand of specialness, nobody else will.
I’m sensitive to charges of talking too fast.
Sibling rivalries can be healthy.
It’s all about the contrast.
The only reason we don’t pull the plug on our Facebook accounts is that Zuckerberg made us too lazy to produce a photo album for our kids.
I can’t fight back with mere punchlines forever.
He stops traffic in Stop and Shop even after their Prime Rib sample station opens.
Because giving them shoulder rides makes you feel like the one on top of the world.
Better than loved is the never-ending hug with your 7-year-old daughter at home, prompting her to say “Daddy, I never want this moment to end.”
Without pride, I would not have dug deep.
There was the first. Now they will be for the rest of my life.
Comedy rules because it allows anyone the opportunity to rewrite the narrative to their own liking.
You are what you eat, fellas.
His invincible Kiss Army.