Temptation is a cheap trick.
Born Again Newborn Dads
Because fatherhood wants any good man, the opportunity to do better than before and nothing beats a newborn dad kind of love.
Because fatherhood wants any good man, the opportunity to do better than before and nothing beats a newborn dad kind of love.
My Clown Origin Story
Concerned texts from ex buds after seeing shades of me in 'The Joker' film, spoiler alerts abound.
Concerned texts from ex buds after seeing shades of me in ‘The Joker’ film, spoiler alerts abound.
Ditching Kosher for Vegetarianism
In Genesis, vegetarianism was commanded by God as the ideal diet, especially if you’re a stay-at-home dad.
In Genesis, vegetarianism was commanded by God as the ideal diet, especially if you’re a stay-at-home dad.
They’re Not God
Why is raising my children Jewish important to me?
Why is raising my children Jewish important to me?
Effortless Love Trumps All
Effortless love never feels strained or hard-sold into because effortless love knows no ego.
Effortless love never feels strained or hard-sold into because effortless love knows no ego.
Children Are Family Upgrades
Each successive generation develops a deeper rooted, more expansive desire to not only learn from our parents' mistakes but to capitalize on all their hard-won success.
Each successive generation develops a deeper rooted, more expansive desire to not only learn from our parents’ mistakes but to capitalize on all their hard-won success.
From Upper Middle to Downward Deplorable
If you don’t believe in your brand of specialness, nobody else will.
If you don’t believe in your brand of specialness, nobody else will.
Motormouth Disease
I'm sensitive to charges of talking too fast.
I’m sensitive to charges of talking too fast.
Ensuring Genius Doesn’t Become Toxic
Sibling rivalries can be healthy.
Sibling rivalries can be healthy.
Hate Is Good
It's all about the contrast.
It’s all about the contrast.
What Gen X Parents Understand
The only reason we don’t pull the plug on our Facebook accounts is that Zuckerberg made us too lazy to produce a photo album for our kids.
The only reason we don’t pull the plug on our Facebook accounts is that Zuckerberg made us too lazy to produce a photo album for our kids.
Defending My Family with an Unused Headbutt
I can’t fight back with mere punchlines forever.
I can’t fight back with mere punchlines forever.
My Son was Born to Woo
He stops traffic in Stop and Shop even after their Prime Rib sample station opens.
He stops traffic in Stop and Shop even after their Prime Rib sample station opens.
Children are Better Than You
Because giving them shoulder rides makes you feel like the one on top of the world.
Because giving them shoulder rides makes you feel like the one on top of the world.
Better Than Loved
Better than loved is the never-ending hug with your 7-year-old daughter at home, prompting her to say “Daddy, I never want this moment to end.”
Better than loved is the never-ending hug with your 7-year-old daughter at home, prompting her to say “Daddy, I never want this moment to end.”